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"And then they was all laughing, everyone, and I couldn’t work out if it was ‘cause I’d swore, or if they’d seen that my shorts were wet, so I tried to cover my shorts with my hands, right? But that meant that they all definitely noticed and then there was more laughing. But yeah, Pete…my brother, he was uhm, he was youngest ever. Sixer or something. They’re the ones in charge, sixers. Anyway, he stands up, yeah. Sixer…and uhm, they all liked him. And he takes my hand and he took me to the toilet. And then he had me take my shorts off and then he cleaned me up. Then he took off his shorts and put them on me. Then he kissed me on the cheek, and he took my hand and we both went out there. Him just in his pants. No one laughed. Best day of my life."

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I met this guy on omegle years ago, we talked for hours that night and now he is one of the best people in my life. We’re not in love or anything but he’s a really great friend and he’s always there for me and I appreciate him a lot. He lives in another continent sadly but he’s still always great to talk to.

(Source: ayeitsbrooklynn, via alien-abs)

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

(Source: linseymorris, via paulintheskywithmartha)

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

(via tiredestprincess)

when you try to get out of a bad situation but realized you only made it worse.

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(Source: afunnydude, via how-i-met-your-timelord)

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: grootoftheloom, via caughtinbetweendreams)

booksandwildthings:

taiomifox:

lywinis:

pokemonmasterkimba:

liztrade:

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Look at the details! The dog bowl says ‘Loki’, and the license plate is “ASG4RD” or Asgard.

It’s cut off in the gif, but the mom’s coffee cup has a Stark label on it.

I still declare that the best part of this is that she’s a little girl cosplaying Thor. :3

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I agree with the headcanon that Thor was just casually flying past at the time and saw this little girl and thought, “This young maiden wishes to emulate her hero. I SHALL ASSIST HER!” and then makes lighting shoot out of her hammer so that the car explodes and flies off with the biggest grin on his face.

(Source: destinedtobeunworthy, via officialjoethecat)

These are dark times, there is no denying.

(Source: harrypottzr, via horcrexes)

(Source: shibuyacho, via kristycarla)

sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

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(via alien-abs)

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior, via guy)

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself