the best swedish insults

useless-swedenfacts:

  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy

(via lsdzeppelin)

higherthanyew:

Whoaaaaa thats a masterpiece

(via musiqueandsex)

buckin-love:

Arctic Monkeys - AM

(via tiredestprincess)

(Source: tripitty, via musiqueandsex)

feedthenose:

sorry cant quite hear u over how cute i am ???? 

(Source: , via captainbutttouch)

missbassweight:

patternicity:

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

Forever reblog. hate is taught, always.

(via asstronomist)

(Source: glitterweave, via tipslip)

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(via neat-o-burrito)

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

(via neat-o-burrito)

velveteen-queen:

gulping:

Rubeus Hagrid

this is the best 

(Source: sydneyprosser, via jumpthequeue)

edens-blog:

The struggle is real.

(via prussianinamerica)

punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

(Source: ifeeltheglow, via prussianinamerica)

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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(via nooneexpectsafez)