(Source: ohgodohdeer, via helyon)

j5h:

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

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mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:

movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.

OH MY GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE LAST ONE UNTIL NOW.

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karemloo:

eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

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guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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imnotjailbait:

i can’t stop laughing

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41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

(Source: lawngreen, via coluring)

sherlocksmyth:

hotbabysitter:

My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!

That’s it. That’s the play.

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gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

😎👬🌚✊💦

(via lsdzeppelin)

Chris Evans exclusive interview with Mark Ruffalo.  / x.

(Source: jamesbarne, via gokrutackyourselfguardians)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly

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